Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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