He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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