I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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