I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
