pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think my vagina is haunted
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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