I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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