his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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