What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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