Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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