You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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