i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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