I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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