Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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