Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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