She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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