She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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