After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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