omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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