i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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