You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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