therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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