South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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