Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
im on a boat
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