So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
