Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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