She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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