just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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