I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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