ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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