Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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