You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They took my balls.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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