Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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