On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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