He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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