Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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