I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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