I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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