I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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