Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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