Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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