Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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