well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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