So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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