5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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