So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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