I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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