yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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