I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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