i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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