id be glad to
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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