"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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