We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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