if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Barsexuality is the new black.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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