I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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