dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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