we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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