You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If I die, sorry about rent.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
