Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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